Monday, 1st September 2010
What a start to the season, who’d have thought our small Football Manager community could become famous within a few months. Everyone seems to be buzzing around the dressing room and Jake’s installed a real belief. I just hope my form continues and the Gaffa doesn’t drop me for Rodrigo. The kids got talent, but he makes me uneasy with those sharp glares across the changing room…if looks could kill….
Saturday, 25th October 2010
Just got home after a tough away fixture against Millwall, I’ve heard horror stories about their fans and the reality isn’t much better. Tonnes of expletives and I’m sure the kid who tossed a bottle at my head was like 6 years old!! I had to watch from the stands of course, very frustrating seen as my leg is just gashed. Ow well the doc knows best and I’ll be back playing soon, besides the lads didn’t need me as Pepper was awesome…would be cool if the Gaffa signed someone called Salt lol :)
Sunday, 26th October 2010
Crap, crap, crap!!! Had my first training session in a week and I’m injured again. Don’t know if I pushed myself too hard, but this groin injury will keep me on the sidelines for some time!! It was nice to see some support from the lads though, bar one of course. Rodrigo was grinning from ear to ear like a cheshire cat…you can have a few games you cocky ******* but I’ll be back!!
I’m soooo bored! This injury is getting on my tits and the doc says I’ll be looking at a minimum of 6 weeks out. In fact, I was so bored today I googled myself. Wasn’t happy with what popped up though, it would seem some rival fans or an ex-girlfriend found some rather embarrassing pics from Tijuana. It involves a cocktail waitress with a rather large adams apple…whoops, guess no bad deed goes unpunished.
Saturday, 20th November 2010
Damn Rodrigo is good! He’s been holding back during training but the kids a beast on the pitch. My groin is almost sorted, but looks like I have some stiff competition upfront. Rodrigo has hit 7 goals in 17 games whereas I have managed 9 goals in 16 games. Lets just hope the Gaffa remembers my fine form.
I also heard a few rumours travelling around the transfer mill. Turns out Independiente of Argentina have been watching Rodrigo for months, but I doubt he’d leave England unless Boca Jnrs made an enquiry. Hhmmmm, while I’m on the web lets dig deeper into those horrible pics from Tijuana. Who the hell posted these, its on a random website but the webmasters name isn’t visible. This site seems to be all about me, why would someone do this? Think I’ll get myself a private detective before this site gets too popular.
Sunday, 26th December 2010
Its Boxing Day, I’m freezing my balls off and you know what…I don’t care. The Gaffa’s playing me against Reading and Rodrigo has been dropped to the bench. Its me and my buddy Pepper upfront, the deadly duo are back and Rodrigo’s smirk seems to have transformed into a thrown…ow how I love Christmas time.
3-0 to FMS Patriots, two own goals weren’t going to spoil this for me. My return was marked by a goal and our captain, Sears, seemed relieved to have me back in the squad. Sears is one of those people that just brings a smile to your face. Its probably more about his funny accent and the fact none of us understand a word he’s saying. You should see him chatting to some of the guys with a lesser knowledge of the English language…pure comedy. All jokes aside though, Sears has lead by example so far. When we need a goal he towers above the rest, when we can’t concede he’s a brick wall. Spending 6 weeks on the sidelines meant I could make a short video. Just a bit of fun and the lads seemed to like it.
Leading by example — Sears video reel
Saturday, 1st January 2011
After scouring the Internet for the arse wipe who posted those pictures of me, I fell upon the BBC website and an interesting article. Turns out some pundits are backing us beyond promotion. Gary Lineker was quoted as saying…
The fairytale doesn’t stop at promotion for FMS Patriots. Despite just turning professional they have the most talented squad English football has ever produced. Premier League football is a must for them next season, then its only a matter of time before trophies follow. However, with big clubs across Europe sniffing around, Jake Lenahan needs to move the club forward fast or risk losing some key stars.
Haha, I found that damned site again. Ow s**t!! I don’t remember that picture at all, since when do I own a dog. These are doctored for sure, so maybe that Tijuana pic is too and that never really happened. Can’t remember much from that holiday to be honest. Better call my private detective again and see if he’s found anything.
Just got off the phone to my detective, he’s still drawing a blank but optimistic of finding this loser. Anyway, that crap is the last thing on my mind right now. Johnny Karp just called and urged me to turn on SKY SPORTS NEWS. He seemed very agitated and I joined him as the Plasma screen came on. According to Geoff Stelling’s report, at least 40 players from FMS Patriots are been scouted and are wanted by other clubs. I watched on in utter shock and disbelief, we’d only been playing for six months and the squad could be torn apart already. I shushed Johnny to be quiet as the big transfer news came out.
— Dully decides: Chelsea and Lyon are just two of 8 clubs showing an interest in the 18 year old. FMS Patriots have issued a hands off warning, but London side Chelsea could offer more than £10 million.
— Dezmo plays down Man City link: Manchester City and Arsenal look set to test FMS Patriots resolve. Dezmo has been a revelation and lit up the Championship with 4 goals and 10 assists. Jake Lenahan is standing firm and demanding £20 million for their top asset.
— Pepper put on standby: With 10 goals and 9 assists there was no surprise to see some interest in the forward. While Pepper remains firm in his commitment, Barcelona, Liverpool and Chelsea could tempt the 18 year old away. Manager Jake Lenahan has laughed off any interest and stated a minimum of £40 million would be required to prize Pepper away.
— Darren Smith stands firm: After reiterating his commitment to the Championship side, Smith may want to rethink his options with Arsenal and Chelsea poises to make a bid. 4 other clubs are said to be in the race for Smith’s signature, but the 9 goal man said he’s at FMS Patriots for the long haul.
— Brazza looking at the bigger picture: England’s top teams are tracking Brazza, the Irish full back is said to be flattered by the interest shown in him. Whether that means the 18 year is a want away remains to be seen, but Arsenal, Chelsea and Man City are among 5 other clubs for the stars signature.
Sunday, 2nd January 2011
Yesterday was a real bitter sweet day. Its amazing to see so much interest around the club, but I seriously fear for the squads future. After chatting with a few of the lads, it would seem we’re all firm in our decision to stay at FMS Patriots. At the end of the day, a player can’t be forced to leave the club, so I just hope no one goes back on their word.
The clubs owner, Miles Jacobson watched training today. A few of the lads tried putting on a show and Miles was really impressed, although Johnny Karp tried one too many tricks and fell on his arse lol :) Gossip travelled around training fast that Mr. Jacobson wasn’t here for a training session. Sure as day he pulled us all around come 16.00 for an announcement…could this be about that pain in the arse website, I knew it would be seen by the wrong person eventually. :(
It turns out no one within the club has seen those doctored photos of me yet, guess my paranoia got the better of me. The meeting was actually about the Gaffa’s leave of absence and no one saw this coming. While the clubs owner reiterated that Jake wasn’t been replaced, he also took the opportunity to tell us who would be managing the team for the foreseeable future…and that man is Johnny Karp snr. Wow, a chance to play for the legendary manager himself. I know Mr. Karp has no real life credentials but then neither did Jake and we all respect both of them for their Football Manager triumphs.
Turned out to be a really great day, no one has seen my shameful pics on the web and I get to play for Johnny Karp Snr. Will be interesting to observe Mr. Karp’s approach and tactics, although he has assured the team everything will remain the same. All I need now is to get that website shut down. After calling my private detective he came up blank so I fired him, guess this problem will have to be solved on my own.
Excessive
20 июня, 2011 at 12:57
Haha, that was a great read mate! I love how you have made it so personal to the squad, its FMS fever at the moment ;)
Anyway, I hope you find out who stuck those pictures up.. *Glances at Rodrigo*
Darren Smith
20 июня, 2011 at 20:23
Thanks Jake, it really is FMS fever at the moment. I was considering my usual media analysis, but then realised I’d just cover similar stuff to the main posts. Thought this would make a nice change and as you say make the whole save more personal.
I will find out who set up that website on me, but won’t give it away till the very end. :)
Sibo
20 июня, 2011 at 13:25
Great read Darren, really enjoyed it! It is pretty interesting seeing what the lads in the senior squad get up to…way more fun than the U-18s… :(
BTW, was that website with the pics in Argentinian? «cough» Rodrigo «cough» :D
Darren Smith
20 июня, 2011 at 20:16
Thanks Sibo, don’t worry about been bored in the U-18’s, if you’re not promoted by my next post I’ll come visit you. :)
That website was in English mate lol :) I would accuse Rodrigo yet, he looks guilty but the next post may reveal a few other suspects.
joelance
20 июня, 2011 at 14:21
Totally LMAO, hilarious post. And i hope you find the scumbag who created the website. The PI probably works for the him. Nice post,really. Keep them coming.
Darren Smith
20 июня, 2011 at 20:13
Thanks Joe, really glad you liked it. the post seems to have gone down well so I’ll continue them. All will be revealed regarding that dodgy website, but only in small portions. :) Every great story has to have a side plot.
Sears
20 июня, 2011 at 14:54
Haha, still laughing at the paragraph you wrote about me, absolutely hilarious!! Me and my thick Irish accent ;-) Since I’m the captain, I won’t allow Johnny Karp snr to drop you, cuz if he does, I’ll be banging on his door informing him that the team will be going on strike :-D
Phenomenal post bud, loved it!!
Darren Smith
20 июня, 2011 at 20:11
Thanks Sears, had to talk about your accent it was too tempting to ignore. :) Glad you liked the post.
Omer Ronayne
20 июня, 2011 at 15:00
Great stuff Darren, Although that punt at Millwall wasnt welcome, proberly know the 6 year old :) Dont make me start on Newcastle :) but great post. This idea is really great.
Omer
Darren Smith
20 июня, 2011 at 20:10
Hey Omer, no offence was meant by the Millwall punt…just wanted to add something like that somewhere and the Millwall reputation seemed to throw them forward. Unfortunately we’re not in the same league as Newcastle YET or I’d have based it on them ;)
Omer Ronayne
21 июня, 2011 at 11:42
haha.. na im not offended. I love these posts to add a little bit extra to the game.
Darren Smith
21 июня, 2011 at 11:59
Good to hear mate, didn’t think you would be but always best to check ;)
Ross Gilchrist
20 июня, 2011 at 15:27
Can you tell me how the whole FMS was set up, how did we take over from scunthorpe? Would like to do something like this with my own made up players :P
Darren Smith
20 июня, 2011 at 20:07
Hey Ross, well you know the actual version of FMS Patriots beginning, but have made up a virtual version. See my first analysis post and all is explained. https://www.footballmanagerstory.com/2011/06/darrens-media-analysis-of-fms-patriots/
Ross Gilchrist
20 июня, 2011 at 22:27
Sorry I think I should of been clearer, I was meaning did the creator use an editor or something? I actually want to make my own players up etc
Excessive
20 июня, 2011 at 23:07
Yeah, I used the editor provided with FM mate :)
Darren Smith
21 июня, 2011 at 11:56
Ahh I see, sorry about that mate, I see Jakes answered your question anyway. :)
Desmo Wenning
20 июня, 2011 at 16:27
Wow awesome post Darren, I’ve read the whole thing with a smile on my face :D Ofcourse the smile was the biggest when reading about City and Arsenal wanting to buy me :D Thanks for the compliments btw ;)
Darren Smith
20 июня, 2011 at 20:04
Cheers Dezmo, always nice to know you made someone smile :) The compliments are deserved as your avatar is probably one of the most talented especially in midfield.
Laxeyman
20 июня, 2011 at 16:39
haha, fantastic read Darren :) just hope FMS can hold onto all their stars!
Darren Smith
20 июня, 2011 at 20:03
Thanks Laxeyman, glad you enjoyed it.
Johnny Karp
20 июня, 2011 at 18:20
Haha, this post made my day! :) I have started the game today and I must say that the squad is simply fantastic, the task of choosing a starting eleven is a lot more difficult that I had expected.
Darren Smith
20 июня, 2011 at 20:02
Glad to hear it Johnny, just thought it would make a nice change. :) I too have dug deep into the squad and noticed real depth. You’ll have a real job in keeping everyone happy, but I don’t doubt our promotion credentials.
Johnny Karp
20 июня, 2011 at 21:20
Well, my job is not to make the players happy but to win games! :)
Darren Smith
20 июня, 2011 at 21:28
lol, funnily enough that’s my philosophy on FM :) Although winning games can be followed by keeping the squad happy, but you know what I mean.
vaibhavc
20 июня, 2011 at 19:23
Hey Darren
Great post! This was really good, I just hope I don’t leave. By the way, I can’t help but notice that Sears doesn’t know how to score with his feet, all his goals are headers!
Darren Smith
20 июня, 2011 at 19:59
Thanks Vaibhavc, I don’t think many of us will leave unless the chairmen accepts silly transfers. As for Sears, he is a master with the head but does seem to dislike using his feet :)
Sears
20 июня, 2011 at 20:09
Hi now mate, I did score ONE goal with my feet :-) :-)
Darren Smith
20 июня, 2011 at 20:24
lol, my mistake :) ;)
CsAtlantis
21 июня, 2011 at 09:30
Anyone knows the links to the pics? :P
Looks like Darren was bored from all his time spent rehabilitating
Looks like a lot of clubs are interested in a lot of the squad, while i get the great(or dubious?) honor of being tutored by Jiranek………….
Darren Smith
21 июня, 2011 at 11:58
Yeh mate, look for the FMS Patriots badge on the sites right hand side bar. Click on that and it will direct you to the profile page.
Timmy
21 июня, 2011 at 14:11
Yeah while some of you playing like a god,I’m was very hopeless player and my attributes was like league two reserves player :( just little bit confused why you get that picture?maybe internal problem like Terry and Bridge?is the suspect is *cough*Rodrigo*cough*?
Darren Smith
21 июня, 2011 at 18:31
Shame your player isn’t the best Timmy, but it’s fun to see the squad play well. Not sure what the issue is with this guy/gal who posted those pictures, but we’ll find out. :)
Rod
22 июня, 2011 at 07:26
Hahaha that was hilarious! I’m going to tell you something…Rodrigo (for real) used to be a web-designer in his free time to make money so…
Darren Smith
22 июня, 2011 at 19:50
lol :) No way, are you pulling my leg!! That would be the weirdest coincidence if your not messing around!! I’m not giving the story away though, you’ll all have to wait and find out who made that site, the evidence points to you Rod, but I do like a twist. :)
Rod
22 июня, 2011 at 21:48
Hahaha i’m not messing around, it’s true. But Rodrigo is a sportsman, he would like to gain a place only for football reasons, the evidence is killing him, but i’m waiting for that twist!